Friday, July 17, 2009

Nothing is impossible


Apurva Chaudhary





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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Jai Oracle Jai Oracle !!




Kabh Se Boot kiye Baithaa Hoon
PC Apne Pyar Ka
Kaise Type Karoon Mein Lekin
Password Izhaar Ka

Dil ki Chaaron Drives Pe Meine
Jaana Tujhko Search Kiya
Yahoo!, Yahoo!, Google!, Google!
Kitna Paisa Kharch Kiya

Tere Chehre Pe Gussay Ka
ScreenSaver Jab Aata Hai
Mere Chehre Ka Display Tabh
Greyscale Ho Jata Hai

Jinke Links Abh Toot Chuke Hai
Shortcuts Woh Wipe Karo
Apani ankhiyon ke browser mei
Mera Address Type Karo

Aakar Dekho To Mujhko
Mein SQL Prompt PAr Rehta Hoon
Tere Login Ki Chaah Mein Kitne
Scott/Tiger Sehtaa Hoon

Chhahat Hai Tere Pyar Ki Site
Raat Din Mein Hack Karoon
Patthar Dil-Daddy Ka Tere
Software Bhi Crack Karoon

Buddha Agar Jo Maan Gaya Toh
Hum Connect Ho Jaayenge
VSNL Ke Server Ke
Phere Phir Saat Lagaayenge

Ginti Ke Bas Bache Hai Baaki
Mere Jeewan KE Yeh Pal
Tu Jo Aakar Pyar Se Chhhoo Le,
Mil Jaayega Aur Ek Kal,

JAI ORACLE!! JAI ORACLE!!

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

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ORACLE

Fees- Rs 10,000/-

 

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Fees- Rs 3,000/-

 

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CCNA

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Fw: healthyfemales Share n Care!




Share n Care!

1)   Mobile
Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the
recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the
mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left
ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right
one it may affect brain directly.. This is a true fact from
Apollo medical team.

2)    APPY FIZZ
Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing
agent.

3)    Mentos
Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or
Pepsi bcoz the person will die immediately as the mixture
becomes cyanide.. Please fwd to whom u care

4)    Kurkure
Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of
plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see
plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News
report from Times of India

5) Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous
* D cold
* Vicks action- 500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Co some
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D

They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes
strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.



Dr. T. S. Roy MD, PhD
Professor
Department of Anatomy
All India Institute of Medical Sciences
New Delhi - 110 029
Phone: 91-11-26594880
Fax: 91-11-26588663, 26588641

Dr Rima Dada, M.D., Ph.D(Genetics) , MAMS
Associate Professor,
Dept of Anatomy,
All India Institute of Medical Sciences(AIIMS)
New Delhi
110029-INDIA
Mail sent to me by : PyushGupta

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Fw: Wedding Invite from a software engineer

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Just like that


Peter and Tina are sitting in the park doing nothing, but just gazing into
the sky, while all their friends are having fun with their beloved half.
 
Tina: I'm so bored. Just wish I have a boyfriend now to spend time with.
 
Peter: I guess we're the only leftovers. We're the only person who isn't
with a date now. (both sigh n silence for a while)
 
Tina: I think I have a good idea. Lets play a game Peter: Eh? What game?
 
Tina: Eem..It's quite simple. You be my boyfriend for 100 days and I'll be
your girlfriend for 100 days. what do you think?
 
Peter: Oookay..Anyway I don't have any plan for the next few months.
 
Tina: You sound like you aren't looking forward to it at all. Cheer up.
Today will be our first day and our first date. Where should we go?
 
Peter: What about a movie? I heard that there is a really great movie in
theater now.
 
Tina: Seems like I don't have any better idea than this. Lets move. (went to
watch their movies and sent each other home)
 
Day 2:
Peter and Tina went to a concert together, and Peter bought Tina a keychain
with a star.
 
Day 3:
They went shopping together for a friend's birthday present. Share an
ice-cream together and hugged each other for the first time.
 
Day 7:
Peter drove Tina up onto a mountain and they watch the sunset together.When
the night came and the moon glowed, they said sat on the grass gazing at the
stars together. A meteor passed by. Tina mumbled something.
 
Day 25:
Spend time at a themepark and got onto rollercoasters, and ate hotdogs and
cotton candy.
Peter and Tina got in the haunted house and Tina grabbed someone's hand
instead of Peter's hand by accident. They laughed together for a while.
 
Day 67:
They drove pass a circus and decided to get in to watch the show. The midget
asked Tina to play a part as his assistant
in the magic show. Went around to see other entertainments around after the
show. Came to a fortune teller and she just said "Treasure every moment from
now on" and a tear rolled down the fortune teller's cheek.
 
Day 84:
Tina suggested that they go to the beach. The beach wasn't so crowded that
day. They have their first kiss with each other just as the sun is setting.
 
Day 99:
They decided to have a simple day and is deciding to have a walk around the
city. They sits down onto a bench.
 
1:23 pm
 
Tina: I'm thirsty. Lets rest for a while first.
 
Peter: Wait here while I go buy some drinks. What would you like?
 
Tina: Eem...Apple juice will be just fine.
 
1:43 pm
Tina waiting for about 20 minutes and Peter havent return. Then someone
walked up to her.
 
Stranger: Is your name Tina?
 
Tina: Yes, and may I help you?
 
Stranger: Just now down there on the street a drunk driver has crashed into
a guy. I think its your friend.
 
Tina ran over to the spot with the stranger and sees Peter lying on the
floor with blood over his face and her apple juice still in his hands.
The ambulance came and she went to the hospital with Peter.
Tina sat outside the emergency room for five and a half hours. The doctor
came out, and he sigh.
 
11:51 pm
Doctor: I'm sorry, but we did the best we could. He is still breathing now
but God would take him away from us very soon. We found this letter inside
his pocket.
 
The doctor hands over the letter to Tina and she goes into the room to see
Peter. He look weak but peaceful. Tina read the letter and then she burst
into tears. Here is what the letter said.
 
Tina, our 100 days is almost over. I had fun with you during all these days.
Although you may be greedy sometimes and less thoughtful, but these all
brought happiness into my life. I have realize that you are a really cute
girl and blamed myself for never taken the time to knowing that. I have
nothing much to ask for, but I just wish that we can extend the day. I want
to be your boyfriend forever and wish that you can be beside me all the
time. Tina, I love you.
 
11:58
Tina: (sobbing) Peter. Did you know what was the wish I made on the night
there was a meteor. I asked God to let us last forever. We were suppose to
last 100 days so Peter! You can't leave me! I LOVE YOU, but can you come
back to me now? I love you Peter. I LOVE YOU.
 
As the clock struck twelve,
............Peter's heart stopped beating.................
........................................It was 100 days.

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